| 1. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| If you laid all the lawyers in the world head to foot around the Equator, then...Hey, come to think of it, thats not a b... more
|
| 2. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| The bartender asks him "Whatll you have?". The guy answers, "A scotch, please". The bartender hands him the drink, and s... more
|
| 3. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A persistent job-seeker once appeared before President Lincoln and demanded an appointment to a judgeship. He was inform... more
|
| 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| "You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man ofyour background," sneered the lawyer at a witn... more
|
| 5. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| What do lawyers do after they die?They lie still.... more
|
| 6. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?New Jersey had first choice.... more
|
| 7. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Whats the difference between a lawyer and an onion?You cry when you cut up an onion.... more
|
| 8. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how many orchards does it take for a lawyer?... more
|
| 9. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live. The doctor did not want to lie... more
|
| 10. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Q. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?A. From chasing parked ambulances.... more
|
